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[Both of these aired on KKIQ fm 101.7 in the fall of 2001. I continue to write new spots in the same style for Strizzi's every three to four months.] 1. The Demo
John: Hey Bob, we're demo-ing the new restaurant selection software. Say you're looking for an "excellent Italian restaurant." We enter that, and poof, here's your list. Top one is Strizzi's. Okay? Now let's say we want a "restaurant with very fresh fish in season." And here it is. Topped by ... hm, Strizzi's again. ... Okay, okay. Let's do key words: "Friendly atmosphere." And, whoops, Strizzi's. Bob: You may have a little more work to do on that, John.
Announcer: This technological interlude has been brought to you by Strizzi's. Visit us once, in downtown Pleasanton, Livermore, or San Leandro, or in Tassajara (tahsa harra) Center in Danville, and you'll find us on the top of your list. Singing close: Fresh, that's the Strizzi's way. 2. The Art Gallery
Pompous art tour guide: So that's Botticelli, and moving along our next Italian master is ... wait a minute ... they must have changed ...
Guide: According to the card, it's a ... photo of a wood-grilled Salmon entree from
Strizzi's, the Italian restaurant.
Guide: Well, it is striking. I mean I've been to Strizzi's and, mm?,
Guide: Have you tried their Rainbow Trout? It's exquisite.
Guide: What time is it? Is it lunch time yet? Quickly, now. Let's move right along. Voices: Yes. Let's get moving! (fade out) Announcer: This artistic interlude has been brought to you by Strizzi's, where you'll be treated to a fresh Italian masterpiece each time you visit us - in downtown Pleasanton, Livermore, or San Leandro, or in Tassajara (tahsa harra) Center in Danville. Singing close: Fresh, that's the Strizzi's way. |